2. Do not eat elote with anyone you have not also eaten salt together, lest he judge you for boasting corn between your teeth.
3. Even if I have things to do, I'd rather be in bed.
4. Jonathan Franzen wrote a eulogy for David Foster Wallace. I bought Infinite Jest because I like Jonathan Franzen. I will elaborate in a future post.
5. Is the excuse of higher education the only way to peacefully leave your post?
